here is one of those dull and highly predictable introductory posts that is meant to lure you in so that you read more.  instead of feeling like a dealer pushing crack cocaine (or carefully thought out sentences)  i propose you bypass this section because it will just be awkward for us both. 

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if you've stayed than you relish the awkwardness! i feel that we are going to be firm friends.

your reward is a diagram depicting the metamorphosis of a tadpole to a frog.